Mr.D-

Camp.Counselor

The man, the hour, the legend. Nobody knows what the "D" stands for but we will leave that for your imagination and curiosity

Andrew- Bus.Driver

He may not have his license or even be allowed to get into a vehicle, but here will get your kids to camp lickity split

Alexis-

Camp.Nurse

If you got a boo-boo, shes the person you want to see. Unfortunately for your children, we do not have enough money due to Mr.D's money spending addiction so we have no medical supplies. Even if we did, it's not like she had any medical experience anyways

Nick-

Personal.Trainer

This guy. He will make your kids wish they were never born through the most intense daily workouts from 4 Am to 11 Pm. While your kids are liveing in hell, this guy will be sitting down in a confy recliner dishing orders to your maggots

Halim-

Cafeteria.man

Honestly, I can't see a man this vulgar making anything good, and he doesen't. This is why the staff orders out. So don't expect your child to come home without some sort of disease

Peter-

The.Janator

For all of the bad cooking that we have at this camp plus all of the other unsanitary things going on here, we have to have somebody cleanig up all of the throwup.